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    Elyse

    Gender: Female
    Location: Dallas, Texas
    Relationship: Single
    Orientation: Straight
    Children: Maybe Someday
    Body Type: Slim / Slender
    Height: 5'6"
    Religion: Catholic
    Ethnicity: Alien
    About Me: I rock the stand-up and fancy the improv. www.12drinkminimum.com
    Music: GOMEZ!
    Vices: Cigarettes and booze

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    hey we have something in comon.i'll go down on my sister too. i mean i'll watch you go down on my sister? who am i kidding im from west virginia, ill go down on my sister too.lol

    jr
    June 15, 2007
    08:12 PM CST

    How long have you been doing comedy?

    Thomas
    June 14, 2007
    09:25 AM CST

    Thanks for being the 1st to sign up!

    Thomas
    March 31, 2007
    05:22 PM CST