GODDESS JOSETTE
Gender: Female
Location: Studio City, Ca.
Relationship: Married
Orientation: Straight
Children: Not for Me
Body Type: Average
Height: 5'0"
Religion: Catholic
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
About Me: I LAUGH mostly about my Clever Behavior and 100% Italian Horns (which I use all the time). My comedic personality is very honest, truthful, & real.My biggest and hardiest laughter is always regarding people I made a fool out of who "THOUGHT" they were making a fool out of me.GOD "ALWAYS" makes me "The WINNER"!!!I am DEATH PROOF!!! Another "HOUDINI" !!! I was "INVOLUNTARILY" committed to mental hospitals by family (doctors,jealous sibling,& jealous lab workers)to cover up stolen family money as I was a witness to my Grandmom's Will which was made by a jealous cousin who was a Doctor.This cousin(Doctor) took me (INVOLUNTARILY) to a Psychiatrist friend of his who told me that: he was doing my family a favor to sedate my personality with psych. drugs and he also told me that I really did NOT need these psych. drugs and agreed to give me these medicines because his son was having an operation on his vocal chords (he had a tumor) and this Psychiatrist told me that he needed the money from my excellent insurance plan from my job as I was working in a Hospital Lab as a Medical Technologist.This Psychiatrist even made me do his billing for him and I was supposed to be his patient ????
Who was the patient ??? Me or the Doctor ??? A "REALITY" Joke !!!
Music: Disco, Pop,Hip-Hop,Reggae,etc.
Movies: King of Kings (Don't let me order your HEAD on a Silver Platter) or GOD & Grandmom will give it to me !!!!
A JOKE with SERIOUS undertones or as it is called today :
A REALITY Joke !!!
Books: Medical & Religious are my main focus.
Likes: Happy People (who are NOT faking it).
WORDS OF WISDOM: It is an utter WASTE OF TIME to torture yourself about something which is IMPOSSIBLE to change(for example:) your height,your brains(I.Q.),etc. Be "HAPPY" with the way GOD made you because you cannot do anything about it anyway (only TORTURE your own head).I write these Words of Wisdom because they are honest,truthful and for real.
Dislikes: "FLAT" Personalitites , Sour Puss Faces (they are uglier than the original ugly face, especially because it comes from your "insides" outward). GROSS !!!!
Hobbies: Dancing my Life Away !!! "HAPPY" Go Lucky !!!
Educational: Medical Field and Religion are my Specialties.
Vices: LISTEN to Michael Jackson's "BILLY JEAN"!!! AS the song goes: She was more than a Beauty Queen from a Movie Scene...REMEMBER to "ALWAYS" "THINK" "TWICE" !!!! Krazy Karma FOREVER !!!! Josephine "The Beauty, BOOTY "QUEEN" !!!
Virtues: Honesty, Dedication, Perseverance,A Beautiful Mind, A Wonderful Heart, and Lots of Courage ! I am "LEO" the LION !!!!
Heroes: My Family in The HEAVENS: GOD, Saint John Neumann,Saint Rita, The Blessed Mother, Saint Joseph(My Patron Saint), My Mother(Phyllis Lardo) and Grandmother (Catherine Caiazzo) who are both in Heaven, My Aunt Lucy & Uncle Amato Zarro and my Dear Husband, Thomas
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Thomas06:26 AM CST