you know how your mom will try to embasses you infront of new friend's  well my mom would bring out the when amanda was a baby she couldnt say cookies she called them cockies im like well mom even then i knew what i wanted .....

or when guys always ask you when they start to know you do you spit or do you  swallow  i throw up man my stomache ant built for that i  dont wanna see it or taste it.......

 i was a party and this guy was staring at my tounge ring and i was like you know when  people grauduate from high school they get a diploma im like well a freak  premotes to pro they get a bar  he stared at me and then began to laugh....

 at a stripclub this guy was like damn girl your moma know you got all that ass im like yeah she calls it robbery.. he says can i buy you a drink and what you drinking im like im a princess i want crown...

i used to be a stripper and my boyfriend was laughing at me when i told him i had a dollar and he was like well she is used to getting her dollars one at a time  my mom and dad thought that was funny

 my 5 yr old she's smart  we had a friend named jeffery who's gay and we still love him well zaquasya couldnt say jeffery she called him jeffy  me and my sister melody was taking zaquasya somewere and melody says something bout wennies i said who likes wennies and out of the back seat calmy as could be zaquasys said jeffy we were like what did you say and she thought she was in touble but laughed to when she saw we werent mad  jeffery  got a kick out of it to

hi you may know me as alot of things and now i want you to see the real me

 the funny side of me what makes me think the way i do and  say the things i say

 were the fire inside me comes from