Gender: Male
Location: Dallas, Texas
Orientation: Straight
Children: Proud Parent
# of Kids: 2
Body Type: Body Builder / Weight Lifter
Height: 6'1"
Religion: Christian - other
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Yahoo: maniacscomedy
About Me: Well lets see, I am half wet back and half honky so im pretty sure that makes me a soggy cracker.I am deaf so hecklers do not bother me that much. I am from the great state of Texas, Land of the Electric Chair and home of the Oversized belt buckle. I am married with 2 kids, im sure at least one of them is mine. Oh and like to work out but drinking beer keeps me sporting man boobs.
Music: Yeah...lets ask the deaf guy about music...great idea.
Movies: 3 rules when it comes to movies, Comedy....Action....and Closed Caption.
TV: Weeds, Comedy Central Presents, Saturday night live, ect.
Books: Anything by Dave Barry.
Likes: Food, Sex, Football, Sleep. I also enjoy having sex with a caramel football in my sleep.
Dislikes: Asian Biker midgets that mug people with box cutters.
Hobbies: Visiting Relatives to search thier couch for loose change
Vices: my balls are always in them
Virtues: Not Patience that for damn sure
Heroes: Dave Barry, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Chris Titus, Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphey, and the funniest men i know, my dad and grandfather.
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