callahan

    Gender: Female
    Location: Phoenix,az
    Relationship: Single
    Orientation: Gay
    Children: Not for Me
    Body Type: Average
    Height: 5'8"
    Religion: Mind Your Own Business
    Ethnicity: Undead
    About Me: Ah shucks, I am bi-pedal, really not hard on the eye if you look while moving. I've performed comedy for 29 yrs in Pheonix---Enough about me. What about you?
    Music: Good Question--David Byrn, Aretha Franklin, Classical, rock from the 1800's, BILLY PRESTON
    Movies: Coming Home, Underworld, ANYTHING but Romantic comedies. ok, so i'm alittle dark.
    TV: The odd couple, OSI, Golden Girls
    Books: To Kill a Mockingbird. Girl, Interrupted, Catcher in the Rye
    Likes: Anything remotely dorky. Hmmm...mustard, movies, bowling---plays (boy, is THIS revealing) darts, writing
    Dislikes: IRS, phone bills, dishes that won't spring from the table when I'm done, car insurance, clerks at convienence stores who irritated just cause I can't retain where my car is at the gas pump.
    Hobbies: writing, my dog Bruno. Friends...i'm not the needle point type.
    Vices: ex- druggie---smoke, anything chocolate.
    Virtues: I adore people, always have. I am a good human being
    Heroes: Bill Cosby, Gilda Radner, Lilly Tomlin, Richard Pryor

    Thoughts of a bunt cake

    Friday, September 7, 2007, 10:28 AM MST [General]

    At this moment I have no idea of what a 'blog' is. It's too early in Az to call anyone young and unemployed to ask and children are back to school. I'm guessing that I just shoot thoughts out of my....I've read some of yours and thought they were great. I am 50 this year and if I stunk, I'd hope  somebody would have gotten me alone someplace alone with a Mcdonalds application. Trying to convince anyone that you are a good comedian is like using eye conact to convincingly describe your own rectum. Just don't try that at home. I haven't performed on the East Coast since I lived in New Jersey. If I had ever suspected being a queer, geek, irishjew, Jersey girl was going to be "cool" I sure wouldn't have left. I have a show in Payson Az at a big ol' spiritual retreat. The great part of these kinds of shows is that the audience is a lay-down....wanting to laugh like it's gonna feel good. I do love the improv, Comedy Spot, etc. too, but for different reasons. Does anybody toured? I only did that once. I only know that if I did, I'd be thanking God for imodium.

    love,

    Slique Callahan

     

     

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